My solution

Thousands dead in Iraq.

Health care costs out of control.

The housing market is tanked.

College is no longer affordable for most Americans.

Drugs and crime destroying American cities.

Genocide in Darfur.

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5 Responses to “My solution” »»

  1. Comment by Matt | 06/24/07 at 10:05 pm

    So what you’re saying is we should just sing and dance?

  2. Comment by Anonymous | 06/24/07 at 10:54 pm

    Sing..Dance…AND enter as many dog idol competitions as possible. Which BTW I have spent quality time submitting numerous emails from multiple accounts from diverse personas. I have gone to great lengths for that dog. He better not disappoint us.

  3. Comment by Matt | 06/25/07 at 12:15 am

    It’s sad when your immediate financial freedom rests precariously upon a dog. Now I know how Lassie’s owners felt.

  4. Comment by Anonymous | 06/25/07 at 12:34 am

    I hear ya. We just took Chaucer to the Jeopardy auditions. He did well until he reached “Russian Czars.” They escorted me out for yelling “Nicholas!” after every question.

  5. Comment by Matt | 06/25/07 at 2:12 am

    Dammit man! Nobody asks about Nicholas!!! It’s either Catherine or Peter!

    Nicholas… feh… might as well yell Ivan all the time and hope something sticks.

    Nicholas.

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