I just read an article that I will link below that said the following:
“The moon acquired a new piece of space junk when the dishwasher-sized Smart-1 probe slammed into its surface at two kilometres a second at a site on the moon’s Earthward side called the Lake of Excellence.
The impact was visible to professional and amateur observers from South Africa to Australia and the US, but not in Europe.”

Now, I don’t know much about the solar system. Thats Matt’s forte. but I do know that it controls the tides, our moods, werewolves, sea levels and stuff. And the mooninites live there. So I would like to address Europe for just a second.

Hi Europe. We admit you were right about the whole Iraq thing and yes our president is kind of dippy. And yes we eat too much and are kind of messy. And yes are cars are too big. I’m with you…But as far as space stuff goes…STOP IT! We messed with the moon but we knew what we were doing. So please please stop crashing “dishwasher size” objects at 2 kilometers per second! By the way the whole kilometer thing is dumb too. Don’t you get sick of looking at the small yellow numbers on your car’s speedometer? If you switch to miles..PROBLEM SOLVED! Anyway this is about the moon. So please for now…Just until we can fix the ozone and atmosphere and global warming and Iraq mess…just lay off the moon. One problem at a time. Thanks for understanding and see you at the next olympics.



Link to crazy ass moon article