Cripes, where have the shows gone? It’s a legitimate question and one I will gladly respond to. John’s on the road again, and after a crazy weekend that featured more personal angst than I wish to talk about, let’s just say we are recuperating. Yes, but no one turns in to a blog for nothing, do they. So I started to think what could I possibly provide that would be entertaining to our audience?

This video entered my mind. Have you seen it, it’s considered an internet classic. This poor bastard, you think you’re having a bad day!? I mean think about it; once your head has been up an elephant’s ass where do you go from there? Does food ever taste the same? Do flowers ever smell as sweet? Or does everything just smell like the inside of an elephant’s ass!?!

I started to ponder; this is also symbolic to me. The elephant represents the Republican Party and the zookeeper the American public, who have their heads so far up the grand oil parties ass that even when they emerge everything stinks. No wonder they can’t consider a new path, no wonder they are stuck within the bowls of misery and unable to truly see how crappy it is. Once your head has been up any elephant’s ass your vision is skewed, your instincts gone and your personal value has been violated.

Then again sometimes an elephant’s ass is just an elephant’s ass. It’s all how you look at it… Look again.

P.S. I’m not dismissing the Democrats this week, tune in this weekend and hear for yourself!